Teen: Mom, I've come up with my ten year plan.
Me: Okay. Let's hear it.
Teen: Well, I have to show you. It's on youtube.
Me: ????
Teen: Just watch.
Me: Umm, I don't understand. How is this your ten year plan?
Teen: I want to be the Emperor. I love how all the storm troopers are lined up to serve & protect him.
Me: Sigh. It's good to have goals honey.
To be fair, he did show me another video first. It was of a light saber battle. I think, before he becomes Emperor, he wants to stage some sort of coup first. With light sabers.
Because that's realistic.
Musings from a mom of three - a teen, a tween and a toddler - trying to retain some sanity.
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